what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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