My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Randomize
