Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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