im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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