pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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