what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize
