Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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