But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I am spending my child support on dildos
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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