after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
