Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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