doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
