I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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