my vag is so smooth its legendary
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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