i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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