Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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