Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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