I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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