8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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