He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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