i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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