It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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