Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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