Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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