don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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