Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Where did you get a picture of my penis
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I think my vagina is haunted
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize