Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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