i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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