The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
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