Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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