I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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