Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
operation have a gay friend backfired
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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