She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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