return my video game
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I fill condoms, not promises.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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