do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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