margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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