pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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