I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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