after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Farmville is her only friend.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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