your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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