She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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