Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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