My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
