No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I think I sprained my soul last night
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
