Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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