Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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