If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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