they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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