got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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