Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I love how my cats smell like pot.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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