you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
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