GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
