Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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