the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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