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(917): View more from New York City

what time did you get home last night?

(1-917): View more from New York City

SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time

(1-917): View more from New York City

He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott

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(404): View more from Georgia

Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.

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So you didn't like Bolt?

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(864): View more from South Carolina

i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...

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