i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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