well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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